{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* =========================================================\n   🎅 SJOV JULEMAND TISSUEBOKS — Dansk \/ Mobile First\n   Fully Scoped Shopify CSS\n   ========================================================= *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk,\n#santa-tissue-dk * { box-sizing: border-box; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk {\n  --st-bg:       #fdf8f4;\n  --st-card:     #ffffff;\n  --st-soft:     #f7ece5;\n  --st-cream:    #fffaf6;\n  --st-red:      #a52a35;\n  --st-red-2:    #6b1e26;\n  --st-red-3:    #fdecec;\n  --st-green:    #356247;\n  --st-green-2:  #4a7a5c;\n  --st-gold:     #c99a52;\n  --st-gold-2:   #e0b978;\n  --st-gold-3:   #f4d0a0;\n  --st-text:     #4a3f38;\n  --st-muted:    #7d6f63;\n  --st-border:   #eddcd4;\n  max-width: 860px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  background: var(--st-bg);\n  color: var(--st-text);\n  font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.7;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; border: 0; }\n\n\/* ---------------- HERO ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero {\n  position: relative;\n  padding: 48px 20px 44px;\n  text-align: center;\n  color: #fff;\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%, rgba(244,208,160,.26), transparent 55%),\n    radial-gradient(circle at 12% 90%, rgba(53,98,71,.20), transparent 50%),\n    radial-gradient(circle at 88% 15%, rgba(244,208,160,.16), transparent 45%),\n    linear-gradient(170deg, #a52a35 0%, #6b1e26 100%);\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero::after {\n  content: \"\";\n  position: absolute;\n  inset: 0;\n  pointer-events: none;\n  background-image:\n    radial-gradient(2px 2px at 12% 22%, rgba(244,208,160,.75), transparent),\n    radial-gradient(2px 2px at 78% 16%, rgba(255,255,255,.55), transparent),\n    radial-gradient(1.6px 1.6px at 32% 68%, rgba(244,208,160,.55), transparent),\n    radial-gradient(1.8px 1.8px at 88% 62%, rgba(255,255,255,.4), transparent),\n    radial-gradient(1.6px 1.6px at 55% 40%, rgba(244,208,160,.4), transparent);\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero \u003e * { position: relative; z-index: 2; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-eyebrow {\n  display: inline-block;\n  margin-bottom: 16px;\n  padding: 7px 16px;\n  border-radius: 999px;\n  background: rgba(244,208,160,.18);\n  border: 1px solid rgba(244,208,160,.5);\n  color: var(--st-gold-3);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: .12em;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero h1 {\n  margin: 0 auto 14px;\n  max-width: 720px;\n  color: #fff;\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 33px;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  line-height: 1.18;\n  letter-spacing: -.02em;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero h1 em { font-style: normal; color: var(--st-gold-3); }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero p {\n  max-width: 640px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  color: rgba(255,255,255,.86);\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 17px;\n  line-height: 1.6;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero-badges {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  justify-content: center;\n  gap: 8px;\n  margin-top: 24px;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-hero-badge {\n  padding: 8px 16px;\n  border-radius: 999px;\n  background: rgba(255,255,255,.08);\n  border: 1px solid rgba(244,208,160,.32);\n  color: #f2ece2;\n  font-size: 12.5px;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- IMAGE ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-image { margin: 0; overflow: hidden; background: var(--st-bg); }\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-image img { width: 100%; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-image.rounded { padding: 0 18px; }\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-image.rounded img {\n  border-radius: 24px;\n  box-shadow: 0 20px 50px rgba(74,63,56,.14);\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- INTRO ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-intro { padding: 44px 20px 18px; text-align: center; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-kicker {\n  margin-bottom: 10px;\n  color: var(--st-gold);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-intro h2,\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-section h2 {\n  margin: 0 0 14px;\n  color: var(--st-red);\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 28px;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  line-height: 1.25;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-intro p,\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-section \u003e p {\n  max-width: 680px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  color: var(--st-muted);\n  font-size: 15.5px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- BENEFITS ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-benefits {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: 12px;\n  padding: 28px 16px 12px;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-benefit {\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 14px;\n  padding: 18px;\n  background: var(--st-card);\n  border: 1px solid var(--st-border);\n  border-radius: 16px;\n  box-shadow: 0 4px 14px rgba(74,63,56,.05);\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-icon {\n  flex: 0 0 48px;\n  width: 48px;\n  height: 48px;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: center;\n  border-radius: 50%;\n  background: var(--st-soft);\n  font-size: 22px;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-benefit strong {\n  display: block;\n  margin-bottom: 3px;\n  color: var(--st-red);\n  font-size: 15.5px;\n  line-height: 1.35;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-benefit span {\n  display: block;\n  color: var(--st-muted);\n  font-size: 13.5px;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- FEATURE ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-section { padding: 40px 20px; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-feature { margin-bottom: 38px; }\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-feature:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-feature h3 {\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n  color: var(--st-red);\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 24px;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  line-height: 1.3;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-feature p {\n  margin: 0;\n  color: var(--st-muted);\n  font-size: 15.5px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-feature-image {\n  margin-top: 20px;\n  border-radius: 20px;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  box-shadow: 0 20px 50px rgba(74,63,56,.12);\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- HIGHLIGHT ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-highlight {\n  margin: 6px 16px 36px;\n  padding: 44px 24px;\n  text-align: center;\n  border-radius: 24px;\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%, rgba(244,208,160,.24), transparent 60%),\n    linear-gradient(160deg, #356247, #1f3d2e);\n  color: #fff;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-highlight .st-kicker { color: var(--st-gold-3); }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-highlight h2 {\n  margin: 0 0 14px;\n  color: #fff;\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 28px;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  line-height: 1.25;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-highlight p {\n  max-width: 610px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  color: rgba(255,255,255,.88);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-highlight em {\n  display: block;\n  margin-top: 16px;\n  color: var(--st-gold-3);\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 18px;\n  font-style: italic;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- REASONS ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-reasons {\n  padding: 38px 20px;\n  background: var(--st-soft);\n  border-top: 1px solid var(--st-border);\n  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--st-border);\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-reasons h2 { text-align: center; margin-bottom: 24px; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-reason {\n  padding: 14px 0;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--st-border);\n  color: var(--st-muted);\n  font-size: 15px;\n  line-height: 1.6;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-reason:last-child { border-bottom: 0; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-reason strong {\n  margin-right: 8px;\n  color: var(--st-gold);\n  font-weight: 800;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- OCCASIONS ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-occasions { padding: 38px 20px; text-align: center; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-occasions-list {\n  margin-top: 22px;\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  color: var(--st-green);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 2.1;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- SPECS ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-specs {\n  margin-top: 24px;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  background: var(--st-card);\n  border: 1px solid var(--st-border);\n  border-radius: 16px;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-spec {\n  display: flex;\n  justify-content: space-between;\n  gap: 16px;\n  padding: 15px 18px;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--st-border);\n  font-size: 14.5px;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-spec:last-child { border-bottom: 0; }\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-spec strong { color: var(--st-red); }\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-spec span { color: var(--st-muted); text-align: right; }\n\n\/* ---------------- NOTES ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-notes {\n  margin: 0 16px 36px;\n  padding: 24px;\n  background: #fdf3e8;\n  border-left: 4px solid var(--st-gold);\n  border-radius: 12px;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-notes h3 {\n  margin: 0 0 12px;\n  color: var(--st-red);\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 20px;\n  font-weight: 500;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-notes ul { margin: 0; padding-left: 20px; }\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-notes li {\n  margin: 8px 0;\n  color: var(--st-muted);\n  font-size: 14px;\n  line-height: 1.65;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-notes li strong { color: var(--st-red); }\n\n\/* ---------------- FINAL ---------------- *\/\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-final {\n  padding: 54px 22px 56px;\n  text-align: center;\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%, rgba(244,208,160,.26), transparent 60%),\n    linear-gradient(165deg, #a52a35, #6b1e26);\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-final h2 {\n  margin: 0 0 14px;\n  color: #fff;\n  font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n  font-size: 30px;\n  font-weight: 500;\n  line-height: 1.22;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-final p {\n  max-width: 580px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  color: rgba(255,255,255,.88);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.7;\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-cta {\n  display: inline-block;\n  margin-top: 26px;\n  padding: 16px 38px;\n  border-radius: 999px;\n  background: linear-gradient(180deg, var(--st-gold-3), var(--st-gold-2));\n  color: #2a1f08;\n  font-size: 15px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: .04em;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  box-shadow: 0 10px 28px rgba(201,154,82,.35);\n}\n\n#santa-tissue-dk .st-final small {\n  display: block;\n  margin-top: 16px;\n  color: rgba(255,255,255,.6);\n  font-size: 12.5px;\n}\n\n\/* ---------------- DESKTOP ---------------- *\/\n@media (min-width: 680px) {\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-hero { padding: 62px 40px 52px; }\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-hero h1 { font-size: 45px; }\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-intro { padding-top: 54px; }\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-intro h2,\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-section h2 { font-size: 34px; }\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-benefits { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-section { padding-left: 40px; padding-right: 40px; }\n  #santa-tissue-dk .st-image.rounded { padding: 0 40px; }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"santa-tissue-dk\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-eyebrow\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🎅 Christmas Humor · 2-in-1 · Conversation Topic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eSanta Claus came down \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e— and left something behind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eA regular tissue box? No thanks. This Santa tissue cover turns everyday items into the funniest conversation starter in the room — and makes everyone smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-hero-badges\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-hero-badge\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🎅 Santa Claus design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-hero-badge\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e😂 Guaranteed laughter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-hero-badge\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🧻 Fits standard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-hero-badge\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🎁 Gift-ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO IMAGE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-image rounded\" style=\"padding-top: 30px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa Claus tissue box cover\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-intro\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-kicker\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eA little smile in everyday life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eWho really gets excited about a regular tissue box? 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eYou need tissues for sniffles, spills, makeup, and all the little moments of everyday life. But why should something so ordinary look so boring? This Santa tissue cover turns an everyday item into the funniest eye-catcher in the room — with a sly little smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-highlight\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-kicker\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eOne thing · Infinite laughter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eChristmas should be fun too\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eSometimes the best Christmas decoration is the one that makes people laugh. This little cover does just that — and will quickly become the detail everyone talks about long after the party.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eA little less boring. A lot more laughs. 🎅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURES --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🍑 The point is right there\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eSomeone reaches for a tissue. They stop. They look again. And then the laughter comes. The best part? You don't even have to tell a joke — the design does the work for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_343d5b4c-4d60-489f-a88f-7e674fc9bdba.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Santa Claus tissue cover with humorous detail\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🎄 Christmas decorations with a little twist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eRed velvety fabric. White fur. Santa's signature hat and boots. All the familiar Christmas details — with one fun, unexpected feature. Perfect for those tired of the same old snowmen and reindeer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_151e3331-3a16-48d3-9326-26a99885d078.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Santa tissue cover with classic details\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🤣 Guaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eYour friends are at Christmas dinner. Someone spots Santa Claus on the coffee table. \"Wait... is that tissue coming out of there?!\" And suddenly everyone is gathered around to take a closer look. It's the kind of funny little detail that people remember.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🚗 Take your laughter with you on the go\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eKeep it in your car for a surprise in the passenger seat. Whether you're going to a Christmas party, on a road trip, or just giving your passengers something to laugh about, this Santa Claus will add a little personality to an otherwise ordinary drive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-feature\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🎁 The gift for those who hate boring gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eLooking to buy a gift for someone who already has everything? Your dad. Your brother. Your favourite coworker. That friend who laughs at absolutely everything. Skip the generic cup or socks — give them something they'll actually want to show off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- REASONS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-reasons\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e01.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Transforms an everyday item into a fun eye-catcher\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e02.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Adds a playful twist to traditional Christmas decorations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e03.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e An unforgettable gift for family and friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e04.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Gives guests a reason to smile right away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e05.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Combines festive design with practical use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e06.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Suitable for home, office, car and Christmas parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- OCCASIONS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-occasions\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-kicker\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eTo many places\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eWhere it brings the greatest happiness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-occasions-list\"\u003e\n\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe coffee table · The office · The passenger seat of the car \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe Christmas lunch · The gift table · The holiday cottage \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe hostess gift · Secret Santa · Everyday laughter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- NOTES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-notes\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e❗ Important to know\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eTissues are not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e — this is just the cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eFits standard tissue packs. Check the measurements on your pack if you are using an unusual size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eColours may differ slightly from the images due to screen and lighting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThere may be minor differences in dimensions due to manual measurement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"st-final\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eGive them a Christmas gift they'll never forget 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eYou could buy another regular Christmas ornament. Or you could bring home Santa Claus, who will make everyone gape — and laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003csmall\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e🎅 Christmas humor · Fits standard tissue packages · Gift-ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Calmistry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67789190758445,"sku":"P0350","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/0023\/4285\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1793874060","url":"https:\/\/calmistry.com.au\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","provider":"Calmistry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}